Paste any URL. Our roast engine audits your design, speed, SEO & security —
then serves the brutal truth with the fixes. No AI, no mercy, no waiting.
Paste it on your site or README. The link-back is optional — the shame is mandatory.
I'm Ankur — I build fast, secure websites & automation for clients worldwide.
Want every issue above fixed? Let's talk.
Two websites enter. One leaves with dignity.
The lowest scores ever roasted. Updated live, judged mercilessly.
Free, no key, rate-limited. Every response is JSON.
POST /api/roast — roast a site
Body: {"url": "https://example.com"} → score, grade, roast, fixes, findings[], tech[], stats{} (incl. real-user LCP/CLS/INP when available)
GET /api/badge?url=… — SVG score badge
Embed it on your site or README. Cached 6h.
GET /api/hall — Hall of Shame leaderboard (JSON)
POST /api/nominate — nominate a site
Body: {"url": "…"} → stored on the community board.
GET /api/health · GET /api/stats — status & counters
Try it:
curl -X POST https://roastmysite-ayt.pages.dev/api/roast \
-H 'content-type: application/json' \
-d '{"url":"https://example.com"}'